Resolved I AM GETTING PISSED OFF

SERIOUSLY SOMEONE TALK TO ME THAT FUCKING KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THESE SERVICES. FORCEFEED ME MORE FINE PRINT IF YOU HAVE TO, I NEED TO KNOW. SERIOUSLY. GOD DAMN SERIOUSLY, I AM NOT GOING OUT OF MY WAY TO FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY SITUATION SO WHY FUCK WITH MINE?! AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. JUST FUCKING TELL ME BECAUSE SO FAR FROM WHAT I CAN TELL THESE HOURS SHIT IS NOT FUCKING RIGHT!?