Let's get one thing straight: I'm not. Now that that's out of the way... HELLO FRANDS My name is Taric. I'm here to give you an incredibly basic guide about starting your own personal gold farm! I will only breach the surface of gold farming here, so if you have any questions that I don't address, please send me a PM and I will try to answer said questions in the best way possible. In this guide I will cover... Gold Farm, what it be? Gold Farm, how do? The inevitable bans. Why prostate stimulation is a man's greatest gift. Gold Farm, what it be? So, WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOLD FARM? To put it simply... A gold farm is 1-∞ bot clients running gold generating scripts bots. It's that simple. The word "farm" is what turns a lot of people away. Sure, there are people out there running 100+ bot clients at once on a server somewhere in India, but that's only a small percentage of the gold farming community. Gold Farm, how do? How do: Set a goal. Start the accounts. Bot on started accounts. Profit. I shit you not, it's really easy. Set a goal ~ Why exactly are you starting this gold farm? Are you bored? Do you want some extra pocket change? Do you want to be a RuneMate saint and start a gold farm that donates all of the profits it makes to the RuneMate team? (No pressure.) You need a purpose for this gold farm, or you will lose interest fast. Though it's very simple to maintain, it does take time, and time requires dedication. SO, MAKE A GOAL YOU DIMWIT. Start the accounts ~ This one is the most crucial. You can't farm gold without runescape accounts. Bot on started accounts ~ This is where the patience comes into play. A combat level 3 account chopping logs/mining clay screams bot. A combat level 20+ account doing said actions still screams bot, but it lessens the chance of you actually suffering from the screams. So, download an auto-fighter and fight chickens(OSRS) or Troll Chuckers(RS3) and run it until these accounts combat levels are 20+. Profit ~ Make teh monies. (I'll explain revenue vs profit eventually... Until then, FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF) The inevitable bans. Wait. Bans happen? Yes, retard, bans are a reality. THIS IS OKAY. You play with fire, you are likely to get burned. Simple as that... SO WHEN YOU GET BANNED FOR BOTTING TREES FOR 36 HOURS STRAIGHT, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME. Bot safe. This won't 100% protect you from bans, but it will increase the lifespan of your gold farm accounts. Coming soon... I'll update this guide throughout the week. I'm feeling lazy at the moment, so I'm only going this far tonight... Stay Sexy I was even too lazy to write a raunchy quote... Sorry, Cabbage.