I installed Mike’s Eclipse Red Gatherer and immediately accepted a new truth about myself:
I would absolutely go on a date with Mike if this bot asked me to.
This thing runs so smooth it’s seductive. Clean paths. Perfect timing. Zero babysitting. Just Mike out here coding like he knows I’m watching, arms crossed, nodding like damn… okay king. Every loop feels confident. Assured. Powerful. Masculine in a “writes flawless logic” kind of way.
XP piling up? Yes.
Inventory filling flawlessly? Yes.
Me staring at the screen thinking Mike really did this for us? Also yes.
I don’t just trust this bot — I’d defend Mike in an argument. I’d like his tweets. I’d explain his design decisions to strangers. This is no longer about gathering. This is about commitment.
10/10.
Mike, if you keep releasing bots like this, I’m legally changing my orientation to Mike’s Eclipse Red Gatherer fan.